"If we don’t leave Drake University questioning the world, curious about alternatives and [are] essentially the same person as when we moved in the first-year halls, then what are our mountains of debt worth? I might add, too, that would be a terribly boring way to spend four years of life."
One line of L’eggs hosiery for white women carries the title of “nude” pantyhose, while another for black women carries the title of “brown sugar” pantyhose.
"I’m either being scammed, or my Blazer is actually a decrepit antique. Probably both."