This year has been like trying to free a pick from the inside of an acoustic guitar. You’re shaking that thing up, down, and sideways like you’re Clark Griswold, you know, shaking the meowing Christmas present from Great Aunt Bethany… by that same token, this year’s also been like trying to remove an eyelash from […]
Summer is for vegetating in front of a TV screen and slumping around like a lobotomized moose. Everyone knows that. If you even begin to employ “critical thinking skills,” the Thought Police will be at your doorstep before you can say “new normal.” But not to fret, the transition into fall won’t shift your languid […]