As I read your latest posts Jen, I find myself cranking my cocky smile once again. I feel that you are in need of great assistance, and I am willing to give you a male perspective on the situation. It’s time to reverse the role and let ladies know some things that guys want.
What I would say to an atypical female: For starters, don’t put as much makeup on (you look prettier with less); wear workout clothes more often (please); don’t play hard-to-get; I will never give up my guy friends; you can have sex with us anytime (for real: consistent and frequent is preferred); you’re really bad at faking it; ponytails are HOT; don’t argue if we call you beautiful; please note which Sportscenter we watch and plan accordingly; don’t get angry with us over frivolous things; make us laugh and do it often. Oh, and PMS is no excuse to be mean to us. All we really want is manipulation-free affairs, involving timely and loving communication from self-sufficient and confident women.
Jen, I find your philosophies rather intriguing and would like to discuss them more with you at any of your favorite beverage/snack food locations.
Murray can be contacted at stephen.murray@drake.edu